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Thursday, February 18, 2010

G.R.E. VOCAB WORDS WITH A STAR WARS THEME


At the risk of winning awards for nerdiness...

So, I decided to take a big list of G.R.E. vocabulary words that I'm supposed to be learning, and put them into sentences related to Star Wars. The result of this exercise is that I realize I would much rather be tested on my Star Wars knowledge than just about anything else. Alright, time to get educated.

G.R.E. words... we don't need their scum...

1. - I trust good ol' sensible Admiral Ackbar to be PRAGMATIC when planning strategies.

2. - I thought he was probably an Imperial spy because while we were noisily celebrating, he was being very RETICENT.

3. - Han Solo thought that Luke was being QUIXOTIC in his idealistic, romantic views of the Rebel Alliance.

4. - Though it was just an ion torpedo down the exhaust port, it served as a COGENT means of destroying the Death Star.

5. - Lando felt pretty guilty of the fact that he was CULPABLE for getting Han all frozen in carbonite like that.

6. - The asteroid chase scene would have been a lot shorter if those Imperial pilots weren't so damned OBDURATE.

7. - R2 D2 and C 3PO are friends, though they are awfully LITIGIOUS most of the time, what with all the arguing and stuff.

8. - The Ewoks were especially EBULLIENT about playing their new drumset made from Stormtrooper helmets.

9. - Jabba's big plump body was so TURGID that his corpse had to be airlifted out of the wrecked sail-barge.

10. - Boba Fett was often a man of few words; he didn't enjoy the company of people who spoke in a GARRULOUS, excessive manner.

11. - C-3PO prefers being described as TREPIDATIOUS rather than nervous, anxious, or fearful.

12. - Though a bit of a scoundrel himself, Han found himself pretty turned on by Leia's civil, DECOROUS public demeanor.

13. - Yoda didn't mind being alone on Dagobah, because he wasn't a very GREGARIOUS, sociable kid.

14. - Those who don't comprehend the beep language think R2 D2 is a TACITURN robot, but in reality he talks a hell of a lot.

15. - For some reason, a single tiny A-Wing crashing into Darth Vader's Executor completely NERVATED the ship's defenses.

16. - It's a good thing Leia was rescued; the Empire was never gonna MANUMIT her.

17. - Luke didn't realize that Ben Kenobi was living as a hermit of his own accord; he probably thought the old man had been OSTRACIZED from society.

18. - The nonsensical part in the cave on Dagobah where Luke sees his own face in Darth Vader's helmet serves to ADUMBRATE the revelation of their shared blood later on in the film.

19. - There is no lofty PANEGYRIC delivered at the celebration of the Death Star's destruction, instead everyone just smiles a lot and receives awards.

20. - The Emperor's theme music is vaguely reminiscent of a DIRGE or a funeral song or something.

21. - George Lucas received an endless stream of nasty OBLOQUY about his questionably crafted prequels.

22. - The Sarlacc pit swallowed up Boba Fett and gave a bold, EMPHATIC belch.

23. - That one overly angry Imperial officer was just being CONTENTIOUS when he was mocking Darth Vader's faith in the Force.

24. - Luke likely had to INOCULATE himself with banthapox.

25. - Lando never would have struck a deal with a bad guy like Darth Vader back in the HALCYON days of Cloud City's business.

26. - Good thing the Rebels SURREPTITIOUSLY stole those Death Star plans.

27. - Han Solo took a CLANDESTINE glance at Leia's underwear when she bent over to fiddle with R2 D2.

28. - If Luke were asked what Yavin 4 and the moon of Endor have in common, he'd say: "They're both full of VERDANT vegetation! They're really green!"

29. - Han Solo was willing to rescue Leia primarily because he thought her family was OPULENT and could give him a bunch of credits.

30. - The dialogue in the films is mainly pretty dumb, though likable; none of the characters use any elegant, ROCOCO language.

31. - Han Solo found "scruffy-looking" to be pretty ASTRINGENT criticism.

32. - C-3PO getting shot to pieces in Cloud City is a PRESAGE that bad stuff's gonna happen.

33. - Boba Fett ABSCONDED with the carbonite statue version of Han Solo faster than Luke could catch him.

34. - Uncle Owen had to ASSEVERATE that Luke was gonna have to stay on the farm another season.

35. - Dr. Evazan had to AVER that he had the death sentence on 12 systems.

36. - Han needed to MOLLIFY Chewie in order to keep the big Wookie from being a bad loser and pulling off C-3PO's arms.

37. - Even though the movies span several years, at the end of Return of the Jedi, Han and Leia's relationship is still in the NASCENT stages, which is greatly due to bad communication and carbonitic issues.

38. - Darth Vader offered Luke a job as his right-hand man if they ever decided to kill the Emperor, evidence of a secretly INTERNECINE power struggle going on.

39. - The Empire was trying to establish a HEGEMONY over the galaxy, though in the movies, you never really see any of their infrastructure or anything; rather, they're just like a bunch of mean cops flying around in space.

40. - Though you can attempt to quit being a Dark Side of the Force user, studies show a high rate of RECIDIVISM.

41. - The Ewoks were notorious for displaying their JINGOISM, and always were eager for a chance to fight for national Endor pride.

42. - Yoda delivered a flowery speech about how the Force is omnipresent and UBIQUITOUS.

43. - Way too much of the Return of the Jedi is devoted to the Emperor's repetitive PROLIX taunts and discouraging nay-say.

44. - The plain white walls on the inside of the Tantive IV spaceship give the impression that the Rebels have a dull, PROSAIC decorating style.

45. - Lando's silky blue cape reflects the dignified style of URBANE Cloud City culture.

Friday, February 5, 2010

SONG-IN-AN-HOUR

Make a song in an hour!!!

As a self-motivating way to make myself be creative, but without completely neglecting my other "responsibilities" in life, I've decided to try this every couple of days or so. The idea is to just write and record a song in as close to an hour as possible... and post the results, regardless of their incompleteness. It's like a reality show kind of challenge.

SONG 1: "Redraw the Maps"
Ok, so far, I kinda messed up. I started from scratch at 4:25, and didn't finish until about 5:40. But that's pretty darn close! This song ended up sounding a lot like older Animal Collective... its as close to an "indie" song as I've ever made. Ta-da! Click to download Redraw the Maps

Note: About the vocals.... I didn't have time to rerecord them!!! So my voice cracks a bunch! Awesome!


Thursday, February 4, 2010

EDUCATIONAL JOURNEY # 1: PERSONAL PLATES!!!

This is the way the world works
I decided it's time that I knew more about how the world works, starting with the really important things. Kinda like Mr. Rogers did with his neighborhood! Come with me, on a fun trip to the wacky world of customizable license plates!!!!!

Time to earn some real character with seven characters!
In the state of California, turning your car into a personality-machine is a relatively simple process.

STEP 1:
Travel to this state-of-the-art webpage.

STEP 2: Tell 'em what you're gonna put the plate on (you can have a personalized TRAILER plate!)

STEP 3: Choose one of seven thrilling designs. My personal favorite is confusingly titled: "ENVIRONMENTAL" and has absolutely no background at all. Just a plain white plate. Or get the one called "KIDS" and replace one character with a heart, a hand, a plus sign (?), or a nifty star.
***Note: These designs range from a sneer-generating 49 to a demonic 98 dollars! And that's just the initial cost. Then there's a yearly renewal fee of 80 more bucks. So it's not quite "adoptin' a baby" costs, but it's still a serious investment for some serious sex appeal.

STEP 4: The moment of truth: now it's time to provide the name that's motivated you to come this far in the first place!! There are a couple of conditions... first off, the number '69' is reserved for 1969 year model vehicles (hehe) and the DMV has the final say about whether the personalized plate is "appropriate." The end. Now you're on your way to earning a real reputation on the streets.

But what is considered appropriate, anyhows???
Well, I really need to work on my programming homework, so I'm just posting this link to a 10-year old L.A. Times article (I'm pretty sure the system's the same now as before).
Article highlights:
- The people in charge of giving the approval are called a "Decoder squad!"
- "...the man who said he was a foreign caterer and wanted a plate that read 4NIC8ER..."


Wednesday, February 3, 2010

HOURLY COMIC DAY

Hourly comic day
This was a really awesome idea... this guy has this site with a forum where every participant makes a comic each hour of the day on February 1st, and sharing ensues. Here's what I did... (though I severely cheated, by making half of them the next day. I couldn't help it! I was busy! And rules suck anyways!

When the next one'll be:

The dude only hosts this business once a year, however... the plan is to have another one, privately ran, sometime in March. Exciting!

In Conclusion:



<<<<< Here's a picture of an onion! ( Read the comic to discover his fate! )


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FIRST POST!

Hello, strangers and familar-gers:
This is essentially my first post... the last one was from bloody 2008. I don't even remember who the president was back then!!! That's an exaggeration.
I'm hoping to be posting (at a relatively steady rate) a variety of art-things, stories, cool internet finds, interactive adventures, and basically all those nifty things you've come to expect from somebody's blog.

A blog? How does one justify having a blog?
Why have one? I'm sure statistics could be pulled up to show that every day hundreds of new blogs are created, only to be futilely contributed to, ignored, and eventually taking up residency in the massive internet web-page graveyard. And that's a big graveyard, and nobody ever visits with flowers.
HOWEVER, who cares? Studies have shown that people with blogs are less likely to join a cult or hurt themselves snowboarding than people without them. So the truth is, this blog is my anti-drug. This'll keep me off the streets.

In conclusion:
To summarize, here's a drawing of a dodo bird I made!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Deep Atlantic

There's a few things worth noting about exploration in the deep...

*Apparently, certain groups of ocean-going explorers have actually gotten to the point where they look down upon submarines with contempt. Bobby Ballard, the famous investigator of the Titanic, was quoted as saying "manned submersibles are doomed" in an interview with the Cape Cod Times. Note the wording. Doomed. He dreams of a day when robots do all the exploring for us. Yeah, yeah, its practical. Robots don't breathe, or freak out, or fog up view ports, or annoyingly cough into headsets... but why should robots have all the fun? I for one say nay. Let Robo-subs be used, certainly, but keep 'em on a leash, folks. Don't make 'em think they rule the seas.

*It's interesting to note that swordfish are actually pretty gutsy and aggressive. The research sub Alvin once ended up with a swordfish stuck in its hull, due to a thoughtless ramming on the fish's behalf. The event inspired engineers to test the plexi-glass view ports in the cockpit, in case a violent swordfish conspiracy was underway. Their method? Launching fish-swords at the windows with air guns. The plexi-glass laughed as the amputated swords simply bounced off of it, making the whole test seem a little bit silly, but I'm guessing the fish-sword launching engineers still got a good amount of satisfaction out of the trial.

*There are a bunch of fucking ten-foot long red tube worms at the bottom of the Atlantic. Freaky.